Why couldnt the green pepper practice archery

I am self proclaimed “Cheesy Joke Queen of Wisconsin”. I love cheesy jokes and my friends know it. I get text messages, e-mails, and phone calls with cheesy jokes. I will capture them all here. Best friend only lets me tell one cheesy joke a day….use these jokes as many times as you want a day!! Enjoy!!

1. Why couldn’t the green pepper practice archery? Because it didn’t habanero.

2. What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost? That’s just what I kneaded!

3. What do you call a worm with no teeth? A gummy worm.

4. Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

5. Did you hear about the guy who fell into the reupholster machine? He fully recovered.

6. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls.

7. Why did the rooster run away? He was chicken!

8. Where did Captain Hook buy his hook? At a second hand store!

9. Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was charged with battery.

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3 jan 2022

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