No one knows what its like to be the batman

Song Parodies -> "Batman's Lament"

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"Batman's Lament"

The Lyrics

No one knows what it's like
To be the Batman
The Joker's mad, man
Just hear him laugh

No one knows what it's like
To fight Penguin
Though I may win
He always makes a splash

I patrol in Gotham City
Catching criminals and creeps
All the outlaws ask for pity
My life is vengeance that never sleeps

No one knows what it's like
To fight the Riddler
Like I do
This pun's for you

No one fights back as hard
As Catwoman
But when she's in my grasp
She says "mew"

When I use my bat computer
And I locate all the gangs
I go round up all the looters
They can't stand up to my batarang

When the bat signal calls me over
Across the rooftops to Gordon's side
Where he always tells me some bad news
Two-face is loose – we've searched far and wide

And when I show up with the Boy Wonder
And the Batgirl swings on in
The bad guys quiver and run off like cowards
'Cause they know that we always win

No one knows what it's like
To be the Batman
To be the Batman
Except for me

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The Who Lyrics

"Behind Blue Eyes"

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

No one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only lies

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you

No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a fool

And if I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
And if I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

Writer(s): סינגולדה אבי, Townshend,peter Dennis Blandfor

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3. The Who Lyrics

album: "Who's Next" (1971)