Lyrics to he had it coming

709

And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail
In their rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!

He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!

You know how people have these little habits
That get you down like Ernie
Ernie like to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop

Like, I come home this one day and there's Ernie
Layin' on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin'
So, I said to him, I said
"Ernie, you pop that gum one more time" and he did

So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots into his head

He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame

I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago
And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away
So, we started living together

He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.
Then I found out, single, my ass
Not only was he married, well, he had six wives
One of those Mormons, you know

So that night, when he came home
I fixed him his drink as usual
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic

He had it coming, he had it coming
He took a flower in its prime
And then he used it and he abused it
It was a murder but not a crime

Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
Carvin' up the chicken for dinner
And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a jealous rage
"You been screwin' the milkman"

He says and he kept sayin'
"You been screwin the milkman"
Then he ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same

Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires
Lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet
De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok
Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem
Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg

But did you do it?
Uh uh, not guilty

My sister, Veronica and I had this double act
And my husband, Charlie traveled around with us
With the last number in our act
We did 20 acrobatic tricks in our world

One two three four five, splits, spread eagles
Flip flops, back flips, one right after the other
Well, this one night we were in Cicero

The three of us, we were in this hotel room
Boozin' and havin' a few laughs and we ran out of ice
So I went out to get some

I come back, open the door
There's Veronica and Charlie
Doing number seventeen, the spread eagle

Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out
I can't remember a thing, it wasn't until later
When I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead

They had it coming, they had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it, inspite if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter
But he was always trying to find himself
He go out every night looking for himself
And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving

I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences
He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

They had it comin', they had it comin'
They had it comin' all along
'Cause if they used us and they abused us
How could they tell us that we were wrong?

He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same

You pop that gum one more time
Single my ass
Ten times

Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe
Number seventeen, the spread eagle
Artistic differences
I betcha you would have done the same

709

And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail   In their rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'      Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!   Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!   Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!      He had it coming, he had it coming   He only had himself to blame   If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it   I betcha you would have done the same      Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!      You know how people have these little habits   That get you down like Ernie   Ernie like to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop      Like, I come home this one day and there's Ernie   Layin' on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin'   So, I said to him, I said   "Ernie, you pop that gum one more time" and he did      So I took the shotgun off the wall   And I fired two warning shots into his head      He had it coming, he had it coming   He only had himself to blame      I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago   And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away   So, we started living together      He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.   Then I found out, single, my ass   Not only was he married, well, he had six wives   One of those Mormons, you know      So that night, when he came home   I fixed him his drink as usual   You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic      He had it coming, he had it coming   He took a flower in its prime   And then he used it and he abused it   It was a murder but not a crime      Now, I'm standing in the kitchen   Carvin' up the chicken for dinner   And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a jealous rage   "You been screwin' the milkman"      He says and he kept sayin'   "You been screwin the milkman"   Then he ran into my knife   He ran into my knife ten times      If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it   I betcha you would have done the same      Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires   Lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet   De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok   Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem   Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg      But did you do it?   Uh uh, not guilty      My sister, Veronica and I had this double act   And my husband, Charlie traveled around with us   With the last number in our act   We did 20 acrobatic tricks in our world      One two three four five, splits, spread eagles   Flip flops, back flips, one right after the other   Well, this one night we were in Cicero      The three of us, we were in this hotel room   Boozin' and havin' a few laughs and we ran out of ice   So I went out to get some      I come back, open the door   There's Veronica and Charlie   Doing number seventeen, the spread eagle      Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out   I can't remember a thing, it wasn't until later   When I was washing the blood off my hands   I even knew they were dead      They had it coming, they had it coming   They had it coming all along   I didn't do it, inspite if I'd done it   How could you tell me that I was wrong?      I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter   But he was always trying to find himself   He go out every night looking for himself   And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving      I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences   He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead      The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum   The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum      They had it comin', they had it comin'   They had it comin' all along   'Cause if they used us and they abused us   How could they tell us that we were wrong?      He had it coming, he had it coming   He only had himself to blame   If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it   I betcha you would have done the same      You pop that gum one more time   Single my ass   Ten times      Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe   Number seventeen, the spread eagle   Artistic differences   I betcha you would have done the same

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