Jordan page new house draper utah

17 hours ago, BaseballandHockey said:

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• What does Jordan Page do for a living?
• How many children does Jordan Page have?
• Where is Jordan Page from?

Is it possible she is getting a brother husband?

The Internet does theorize that her current husband is gay, so maaaaaybeeee . . .

16 hours ago, theelfqueen said:

I've fallen in love with using a peeler... somehow I havent had a peeler for years and I bought one. 

Wait, how did you ever peel carrots without a peeler?

16 hours ago, alisoncooks said:

My kids and I have used our pandemic time oh-so wisely... 🙄 We've dived deep(er) into the Marvel blackhole. Thanks to the wonder that is Disney+, we've watched and rewatched (and rewatched) all the Marvel-everything. We spent an hour yesterday debating which  Avenger/MCU character had the worst life/luck. An hour! (Nevermind that no one cares! And it doesn't matter!).  We have spent all of this afternoon swapping WandaVision theories. 

My family has given up explaining Wanda Vision to me.  Once they started talking about Rambo, I gave up on myself.  Too many prerequisites.

15 hours ago, prairiewindmomma said:

She lived in Draper, UT prior to her move. Not exactly sure where she is now...but I think she is in my SIL’s neighborhood. That neighborhood is full of humble braggers—living so modestly with their 8 kids, Cadillac Escalades, scuba trips. They have all lost one mansion and bought another after learning “hard lessons”. They all love Costco, organizing with clear plastic bins, naming their kids unique names/spellings and being FrUgaL.

I don't know people who act like this.  I think that's part of the appeal.  It's all so baffling and train-wreckish, but it's clearly working for them.

9 hours ago, MissLemon said:

I've gotten into hydroponic gardening, and I feel like it's all I talk about now. 

Did I mention I'm growing tomatoes? And micro greens? And lettuce? And I bought a third Aerogarden? 

I am afraid to look into it at all.  That's a tunnel I'd never come out of.

3 hours ago, TravelingChris said:

We have one actual kitchen 9n the main entrance floor.  But we have a less good kitchen on the lower entrance floor-  that one has a large fridge w no freezer, smaller dishwasher, much less nice stove ( upstairs we have Jenn- Air burner cooktop and separate wall oven) snd counters, plus small amount of shelving.  It is all original stuff from the first owners, and we are the second. 

We are fairly sure that this was a separate sppt for an aging relative or couple of her original owners.  Then by the time we were buying, in 2011, they were using it as we do now- mainly use the fridge and of course counters and shelves. It looked like they hadn't used the electric stove in quite a few years and we proceeded to transfer the last  electric port from it to our washer.  So we use fridge for wine and beer storage, extra cold items we buy, food we plan to eat in family room or in the kitchen ( we have a table w 6 chairs)  and parties.  That floor leads out to patio and pool deck.

I had never heard of 2 kitchens for Jewish prople but I can see the logic of it.

You are completely ruining my theory that the former owner had 3 wives and 20 children.  You are no fun.

And whoever posted Uncle Roger, THANK YOU.  That was hysterical!  That lady's fried rice hurt my feelings.  She didn't even FRY it.  She barely heated it up!  How is she on TV.  Also, "BBC stands for _______" 😂

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I want to buy this house and host up scale murder mystery weekends!

Mr. Plum in the canoe livery with an bedazzled thermal tumbler

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Oh no, that house is too tastefully decorated for Jordan & Co. Not enough leopard print and faux Tuscany inspired decor. She has zero taste.

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Jordan is on Bubba’s stories.

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I don't see it. Hmmm...maybe they were deleted.

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I listened to a new podcast this week called Under The Influence...it’s about mommy Instagram influencers.

They say in the latest episode that people keep having kids to continue making money through sponsorships!!! Guess who I immediately thought of!

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I can’t find the podcast. . . Who is it by?

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It’s pretty obvious to those of us paying attention. Where would she be if she’d stopped at six? I very clearly remember she was pregnant with the twins and Bubba was like “We have lots of new followers.” I mean, we’re here now discussing her. I followed her for years but couldn’t find any other snark and then boom, here we are. Maybe she garnished some snark on the blog snark weekly or dearly thread but I’m so bad I could never find it.

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Brandt now follows a couples counseling app 🥴 I don’t think February has been very fun for the Pages

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If they truly start “relationship bootcamp” it will be the worst thing. Giving people marriage and relationship advice shouldn’t be taken lightly. Unfortunately they’re the type of people who would totally do it. “We’ve been married for xyz years and have xyz children and went through financial crises. We know what we’re taking about.”

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March 1st Jordan's gonna be all...

one time bubba almost drowned at a park after dark... he was trying to get my attention but I was on my dang phone... we knew we needed a better way to communicate so we got this couples counseling app and now when he needs something from me he sends a tick tock to our therapist who Marco polos me and guys... It has changed our lives soo much that we invested in the company! so we don't get anything if you use our code to.give it a try... We just know it can change your life!

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They've never seemed compatible or happy to me. But they just kept adding more kids to keep up their image and status. What a mess.

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Good catch! Is it an sponsorship/swipe up coming possibly? I noticed that the counseling app now follows Dani Austin? Is it blogsnark's Dani Austin? She was on a couples retreat in Mexico this week according to blogsnark?

Dani's threads often have giant mod posts threatening to end all snark. Is this a therapist to influencers and D list stars or do they do sponsorships with them?

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I think the twins sent them over the edge. They already had a toddler that required a lot of attention and then added 2 more babies. You know Brandt has to help a lot more than he wants.

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Not surprised. She's focusing on relationships...prepare for the "swipe up y'all and use my code this app saved our relationship"

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So there’s this Boba place called Ding Tea in Reno Nevada that keeps tagging Jordan in photos and I know this is my 2 AM brain malfunctioning, but I can’t stop laughing over it...and also it’s looks delish!

Spot on marketing tacktic. 5 ⭐️s.

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Love boba tea!!! lol to their random marketing tactic!

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