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I read the news today, oh boy,
C C 7 Am9About a lucky man who made a grade,
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And though the news was rather sad,
C F Em Em7 Well, I just had to laugh.
C F Em CI saw the photograph.
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He blew his mind out in a car,
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He didn't notice that the lights have changed,
A crowd of people stood and stared,
C FThey've seen his face before,
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Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
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I saw a film today, oh boy,
C C 7 Am9 The English army had just won the war,
G Bm Em Em7A crowd of people turned away,
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But I just had to look,
Having read the book, I'd love to turn you on...
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Woke up, got out of bed,
DDragged a comb across my head,
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Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
E B9 B And looking up I noticed I was late.
EFound my coat and grabbed my hat,
DMade the bus in second flat,
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Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
E And somebody spoke and I went into a dream.
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I read the news today, oh boy,
C C 7 Am9 Four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire,
G Bm7 Em Em7And though the holes were rather small,
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They had to count them all,
Em Em7 C Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall,
I'd love to turn you on.
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